So there I was attempting to conduct our business, when this woman comes along and starts eavesdropping. I can't begin to describe just how much this pisses me, and my client, off. Simultaneously, he fell silent and I felt myself flush. This is never a good thing. Luckily, this particular client has been coming to us for years and not only knows what I am like , but has himself been on the receiving end.
Client: Don't get upset.
Can I help you?
Tourist woman: No, just looking.
Well, if you wouldn't mind...
Tourist woman: What is that?
It's a rock.
Tourist woman: vacant look
Want a closer look? Moving towards her, strained, venom dripping and anything but the vision of sugarplum fairies dancing through my head.
Tourist woman: her phone rings, she moves away to answer.
Saved by the bell.
Clearly, she didn't like the idea of others listening to her conversation.
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